Im sorry this wont ever not be funny.
the BEST

love is watching someone die
so who’s gonna watch you die
Your eyebrows look like an overplucked model’s.. Your eyes look like a beetle’s.. Your hair looks like a container of gel.. Your teeth look like a minor dental emergency.. Your brain is crazier than the lovechild of Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson.. And yet -. All I want to do is rip a Westwood suit right off you. and do dirty dirty things to the beat of the Bee Gees’ greatest hits.. spoilers. BBC Sherlock.
